Comments on: The Mars Volta Sucks http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/ To cure the soul by means of the written word. Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:41:57 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Spicy Boughner http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1310 Spicy Boughner Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:41:57 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1310 If you haven't seen this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHYYu6uuOU8 If you haven’t seen this…

]]> By: FUCKTHEVOLTA http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1302 FUCKTHEVOLTA Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:24:12 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1302 OH; and I laughed my ass off at the bonnaroo show at how gay the keyboardist looked. Give me a fucking break OH; and I laughed my ass off at the bonnaroo show at how gay the keyboardist looked.

Give me a fucking break

]]> By: FUCKTHEVOLTA http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1301 FUCKTHEVOLTA Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:22:21 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1301 I must say; I was ok with the Mars volta before seeing them live at Bonnaroo. Wasn't in love with their stuff; but respected it... I can honestly say, after seeing them live, I have NO respect for these guys as musicians. The author of this post is right; their music is nothing but terrible farting on guitars; and is even worse live since you are their to smell the stench of it all. These guys some how miraculously managed to market their terrible musicianship as prog rock. THey are FUCKING TERRIBLE. Seriously; I can make a Mars volta album just by recording the sound of an amped guitar beating this band to death. I hate this band; but I mostly hate the people that elevated these terrible musicians to the level they are at. I must say; I was ok with the Mars volta before seeing them live at Bonnaroo. Wasn’t in love with their stuff; but respected it…

I can honestly say, after seeing them live, I have NO respect for these guys as musicians.

The author of this post is right; their music is nothing but terrible farting on guitars; and is even worse live since you are their to smell the stench of it all.

These guys some how miraculously managed to market their terrible musicianship as prog rock. THey are FUCKING TERRIBLE. Seriously; I can make a Mars volta album just by recording the sound of an amped guitar beating this band to death.

I hate this band; but I mostly hate the people that elevated these terrible musicians to the level they are at.

]]> By: Daniyella Umana http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1299 Daniyella Umana Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:22:54 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1299 I can get why ppl don't like them.their a hard to fallow band and vary diff.And In less your extremly deep person. It's most likely wound end up liking them and or talk mad shit about them.And ppl don't seem to take the time to really get into them. But when I read something like this.The so called review on what you have to said about the band it seem like nothing but a bunch of random "I've got nothing better to say then this". lets see... "From left to right: Retard #1, Whiny Loser #1, A Black Dude, Whiny Loser #2, Retard #2" ...serious..wow so can define what kind of so called retards they are?Cuz f.y.i their is more then one kind. "The Rest of the Album: This is nothing but 45 minutes of them farting around with their guitars. It isn’t even good farting, its sick, wet, nasty farting that sounds somewhat like a child being mauled with a license plate and a broken Jack Daniels bottle. Not good." And have you really even hear : a child being mauled with a license plate and a broken Jack Daniels bottle. most likely not! I can get why ppl don’t like them.their a hard to fallow band and vary diff.And In less your extremly deep person. It’s most likely wound end up liking them and or talk mad shit about them.And ppl don’t seem to take the time to really get into them. But when I read something like this.The so called review on what you have to said about the band it seem like nothing but a bunch of random “I’ve got nothing better to say then this”.

lets see…

“From left to right: Retard #1, Whiny Loser #1, A Black Dude, Whiny Loser #2, Retard #2″

…serious..wow so can define what kind of so called retards they are?Cuz f.y.i their is more then one kind.

“The Rest of the Album: This is nothing but 45 minutes of them farting around with their guitars. It isn’t even good farting, its sick, wet, nasty farting that sounds somewhat like a child being mauled with a license plate and a broken Jack Daniels bottle. Not good.”

And have you really even hear :
a child being mauled with a license plate and a broken Jack Daniels bottle.

most likely not!

]]> By: need ADVIL after tmv http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1293 need ADVIL after tmv Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:01:11 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1293 at first i really liked their music. Until I saw em on a jazz festival (North Sea) They sounded absolutely horrible and were painful to the ears. It's been a year sinde I lsitened to em. That concert opened up my eyes. They play a good riff for four seconds and then make 20 minutes of diarrhea with often very bad annoying vocals. It's a waste of their talent to make such shite as their weak new album. Everything sounds exactly the same as the old slow songs. even the same vocal hook line. bah never again. at first i really liked their music. Until I saw em on a jazz festival (North Sea) They sounded absolutely horrible and were painful to the ears. It’s been a year sinde I lsitened to em. That concert opened up my eyes. They play a good riff for four seconds and then make 20 minutes of diarrhea with often very bad annoying vocals. It’s a waste of their talent to make such shite as their weak new album. Everything sounds exactly the same as the old slow songs. even the same vocal hook line. bah never again.

]]> By: Hero Worship http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1291 Hero Worship Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:39:00 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1291 Why are so many people obsessed with these guys. They've become idols to so many people. They are just people. It's just music. You are all disgruntled robot sheep. It doesn't take much for a rich person to buy recording gear and build a recording studio, get some friends to jam and spend lots of time constructing changes, recording your noise and using your resources to advertise and get the music on all shelves. If you are rich and know the right people anyone can be "famous". These guys are pretentious but the fans are buying it. Never mind what they're selling! It's what you're buying! Why are so many people obsessed with these guys. They’ve become idols to so many people. They are just people. It’s just music. You are all disgruntled robot sheep. It doesn’t take much for a rich person to buy recording gear and build a recording studio, get some friends to jam and spend lots of time constructing changes, recording your noise and using your resources to advertise and get the music on all shelves. If you are rich and know the right people anyone can be “famous”. These guys are pretentious but the fans are buying it. Never mind what they’re selling! It’s what you’re buying!

]]> By: MGMT http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1290 MGMT Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:10:01 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1290 teh mars volta sux teh cox!! teh mars volta sux teh cox!!

]]> By: B-crass http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1288 B-crass Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:16:01 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1288 Your all wrong. The Mars Volta is an amazing partnership of musical minds and just because they dont get down on all fours and suck all your dicks and they dont sound like everyone else, doesnt mean you can just assume you know anyhting about them and diss them. And no they havnt lost soul in their music. They arent trying to be different, they are completley against shit like that, they just want to make music of their own. Fuck all of you one-minded assholes Your all wrong. The Mars Volta is an amazing partnership of musical minds and just because they dont get down on all fours and suck all your dicks and they dont sound like everyone else, doesnt mean you can just assume you know anyhting about them and diss them.

And no they havnt lost soul in their music. They arent trying to be different, they are completley against shit like that, they just want to make music of their own.

Fuck all of you one-minded assholes

]]> By: johnpyun http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1287 johnpyun Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:25:15 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1287 People like you should like soak yourself with gasoline and light yourself on fire... Mars Volta is THE WORK OF ART! so ya. FCUK YOU People like you should like soak yourself with gasoline and light yourself on fire… Mars Volta is THE WORK OF ART! so ya. FCUK YOU

]]> By: Just Listen http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1286 Just Listen Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:01:39 +0000 http://cubapete.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/the-mars-volta-sucks/#comment-1286 you people.....you just don't get it. it takes more than just one listen to get to like TMV. they're so complex and there's so much shit going on in each song, that it's hard to really like it at first. Omar (guitarist) is a fucking musical genius, and the rest of the band is just fucking incredible at everything they do. just open up you're fucking ears and really listen to it. people don't know good music when they hear it. THE MARS VOLTA IS THE GREATEST BAND. you people…..you just don’t get it. it takes more than just one listen to get to like TMV. they’re so complex and there’s so much shit going on in each song, that it’s hard to really like it at first. Omar (guitarist) is a fucking musical genius, and the rest of the band is just fucking incredible at everything they do.

just open up you’re fucking ears and really listen to it. people don’t know good music when they hear it.

THE MARS VOLTA IS THE GREATEST BAND.

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