I’m pretty sure most of you have seen the Gears of War Cinematic Trailer. It featured that song “Mad World” from Donnie Darko (or so my friend tells me). I decided to remix it and put in The Prize Fighter Inferno’s “Wayne Andrews, The Old Bee Keeper”. I think it worked out pretty well.
Today, the ex-Club Skill staff (including myself) announced TheNPCs, our new gaming site, on the UFFSite Radio. Basically, we want to do away with the boring, same-old gaming journalism, and inject our own style and attitude into what we write. If a game sucks, we say it sucks, and vice versa. So head on down to the site now, and sign up for the upcoming beta. It’s going to be a good time.
For all of you “people” out there who actually enjoy The Mars Volta, I have one thing to say to you: you and your band suck. Why? Because they aren’t even a band.
This was brought to my attention when my friend and I were listening to their acclaimed musical album (if you can even call it music) Frances The Mute. Here’s the blow-by-blow of the album:
Cygnus…Vismund Cygnus: Wow, 13 minute opener. That’s quite a way to start an album. If only I could get through the entire song…oh wait, it just repeats itself so I don’t even have to listen to it all. NEXT SONG.
The Widow: The only *ACTUAL* song on the entire album, this one is listenable at the most. Whiny vocals mar this otherwise alright song.
L’Via L’Viaquez: Another 10+ minute song…I don’t think I can be submitted to torture like this much long. I mean, the guy sounds like he’s crying for God’s sake.
The Rest of the Album: This is nothing but 45 minutes of them farting around with their guitars. It isn’t even good farting, its sick, wet, nasty farting that sounds somewhat like a child being mauled with a license plate and a broken Jack Daniels bottle. Not good.
So there it is. The Mars Volta isn’t a band; they are just a stupid, idiot-prog group of dumb, whiny induviduals who feel the need to fill the music world with their own vomit and bile. Please don’t listen to Volta, if you do I will be forced to send the ninja on you.
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